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Friday, January 14, 2011

Warning Signs

I had a mini-epiphany today. There are warning signs that I'm getting old{er}. It's frightening...

I fixed myself a nice cup of coffee this afternoon while perfectly good wine, champagne and liquor sit in the cabinet.

Sit in the cabinet! This worries me.

It's Friday night and the primary plan for the evening is to make spaghetti. Young people go out to eat on Fridays. This worries me.

I think I look better with my glasses on.
The majority of my tops show no cleavage.
I hound my kids about brushing their teeth.
I found myself driving below the speed limit for heaven's sake!

I'll be calling children rascals and stealing the sweet-n-low packets from restaurants soon enough.

I'm greatly concerned. Good thing my college friends will be here in a couple weeks to help me break some of these disturbing habits!

1 comment:

  1. lol@ the wine in cabinet! hee hee

    loved the shirts and no cleavage. i guess when we get older the only one that should be lookin is the hubs! i feel awkward when grayson's friends come over and they look at my u know ur getting old!


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