#5. A personal masseur who is on standby 24-7. This would cut back on the constant requests for my husband to rub my feet/legs/back.
#4. Pillows. Lots of pillows and a Snoogle pregnancy pillow. A good night's sleep is like the holy grail of pregnancy and can only be accomplished with many, many pillows.
#3. A mama to call when you think you're going nuts. You need someone to tell you that it is, in fact, the hormones and you're not certifiable (at least not yet).
#2. A page who's only errand is to fulfill your every craving whim. Pecan pie from the Honey Monk. Chocolate Covered Doughnuts from Krispy Kreme. Double Pan Fried Noodles from ENoodle. Just send the page.
#1. A mini-fridge and a toilet installed right beside the bed. I know it may seem counterintuitive to put food next to the toilet, but these are the only two things you need when you wake up for the 5th time during the night. Just roll out of bed, take care of business (keep some Germ-X nearby), have a snack and drink, and back to sleep.
I think pregnancy would be a bit easier if one could just have these five simple things!