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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Watermelon Seeds

When I taught first grade, I'd teach my children to write using the Small Moments or Watermelon Seeds approach. I told them that no one was interested in hearing about their whole day...stories do not need to begin with waking up and end with going to bed. I told them to pick one small moment, the size of a watermelon seed, and then tell me in detail about that moment.

Well, here's a few watermelon seeds that I've experienced in motherhood this week. Except I'm not going to go into detail about each one because I'm fairly certain you don't want to know the "details" of in particular.

Words I never thought I'd utter, "Why is there a slice of ham on my magazine?"

Stepping barefoot on a wooden block in the dark and having to silently scream S*#! instead of loudly screaming S*#! so I wouldn't wake the family and scare the bejezzus out of them.

Realizing that my floor is a buffet of snacks for my children...puffs, crackers, a lone gummi snack, and trix cereal.

Waking up at 3am to fix the Bug a cup of milk. We're still not consistently sleeping through the night. (I say we're because as long as she's not, I'm not).

And I saved the best for last.

Walking into the living room with my bowl of oatmeal this morning to find my daughter sans diaper playing in her poo. Gag me with a spoon! It was very hard to eat my breakfast after that.

What are your watermelon seed moments, motherhood or otherwise?


  1. Ewww...playing with poo! I'd have gagged, too!

  2. I'm not a mom yet, but I have definitely pulled a silent S#$@ scream!

  3. Been there done that with the poo just recent, it was in her hair, all over her sheets, her legs, hands and even the crib! Oh what fun! LOL I wanted to gag to, people said did you take pics? Well NO, I just wanted to get her cleaned up as soon as possible, so I gently removed her from the crib, me trying not to get any on me! LOL It was gross.

  4. I have a poo story this week! My daughter who is beginning to tell us when she needs to use the potty said, "caca" during her bath. I was so proud, I got her out and put her on her potty chair. Then, discovered it was too late. Thank goodness her older sister decided to take a shower that night rather than bathe together!

  5. I gave you an award today, lady!



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